Guys, Maybe Girls.... I need some help.... In more ways than what I am going to describe :devil: but go with it
I am at Starbucks standing in line to get my mid afternoon pick me up.... I would not admit this if it was not part of the story... But I order my raspberry mocha chino, give the girl behind the counter my flex shot like I do every day and get a laugh. The girl behind me says that that is her favorite mocha. She is hot and very familiar looking so I offer to buy her one if she wants to sit and talk. Who can turn down this offer to sit with a guy like me. :devil: She agreed and one more mocha was ordered.
I will spare you the details, the discussion was great, she was into me, I into her.... We set a date to go to the movies. It goes well. next date we go to Morton's Steakhouse and laugh the full two hours we are there. She rocks but in this artsy yet dark way. She is addicting and quirky. We get to talking about things and she tells me that most guys think she looks like Stoya. Stoya? Who is that. I let is go and google it after. The guys are right, she looks like Stoya and maybe that is why she looks so familiar.
Next date she is at my place and we are hanging out and she drops the bomb. She loves me, who wouldn't, but has somethings that she wants straightened out first. In her words, I have 15 minutes to get ready for the night of my life... Here is the kicker, she hates hair. The only place she will allow it s on the top of my head and she will never touch it. I must be 100% clean shaven at all times. Yes, everywhere.
While shaving everything, clogging the drain, I start to wonder why she likes me, I am like a bear, then she came in. She was ready and waiting for me..... lets just say in my rush, I have more razor burn, cuts and stuff than any person should. I have no leg hair, no arm hair, nothing. The night was amazing and we continued to get together for the next three nights. What a connection. What a hot mess who wants to do everything.
Here is the issue. I itch like a Mother F'er. Its not just my chest or back, it is everywhere. I tried aftershave. NOT THE ANSWER! I have tried lotion. I do not know what to do. She is the most amazing gal, but this no hair thing is driving me crazy. I sit at work trying to itch EVERY part of my body. Any ideas?
If you want to know why this is worth it, watch a Stoya video.... YUP......
I am at Starbucks standing in line to get my mid afternoon pick me up.... I would not admit this if it was not part of the story... But I order my raspberry mocha chino, give the girl behind the counter my flex shot like I do every day and get a laugh. The girl behind me says that that is her favorite mocha. She is hot and very familiar looking so I offer to buy her one if she wants to sit and talk. Who can turn down this offer to sit with a guy like me. :devil: She agreed and one more mocha was ordered.
I will spare you the details, the discussion was great, she was into me, I into her.... We set a date to go to the movies. It goes well. next date we go to Morton's Steakhouse and laugh the full two hours we are there. She rocks but in this artsy yet dark way. She is addicting and quirky. We get to talking about things and she tells me that most guys think she looks like Stoya. Stoya? Who is that. I let is go and google it after. The guys are right, she looks like Stoya and maybe that is why she looks so familiar.
Next date she is at my place and we are hanging out and she drops the bomb. She loves me, who wouldn't, but has somethings that she wants straightened out first. In her words, I have 15 minutes to get ready for the night of my life... Here is the kicker, she hates hair. The only place she will allow it s on the top of my head and she will never touch it. I must be 100% clean shaven at all times. Yes, everywhere.
While shaving everything, clogging the drain, I start to wonder why she likes me, I am like a bear, then she came in. She was ready and waiting for me..... lets just say in my rush, I have more razor burn, cuts and stuff than any person should. I have no leg hair, no arm hair, nothing. The night was amazing and we continued to get together for the next three nights. What a connection. What a hot mess who wants to do everything.
Here is the issue. I itch like a Mother F'er. Its not just my chest or back, it is everywhere. I tried aftershave. NOT THE ANSWER! I have tried lotion. I do not know what to do. She is the most amazing gal, but this no hair thing is driving me crazy. I sit at work trying to itch EVERY part of my body. Any ideas?
If you want to know why this is worth it, watch a Stoya video.... YUP......